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Who in H&D would you most trust to disarm a trap in real life—and why?
I need to know what time period the trap is from. What is the trap context? If it's a modern trap, with wiring, computer technology - then we can eliminate Edris immediately*. After that we might choose Alfred the tech especially if the trap includes an accordion... somehow... If the trap is a medieval contraption with simple springs and spikes and wood then Eric seems like he might have the upper hand here. Or at least he could tell us what time period the trap is from and where the trade lines that sourced the materials were first ratified in some ancient treaty. A good fallback would be William as he has actual work that isn't exactly "traps" but close enough for me. *If the trap requires getting topless for some reason, we can bring Edris back into the mix.

If your life were an RPG, what would your special ability be called?
If I wanted to seem impressive I'd say "Adaptive Genius" where I can learn to do anything in a quick time frame. If I wanted to be realistic I'd say "Mumbles" and it would let me speak secrets in front of ppl and they wouldn't hear them anyway.

If you could send a message to your younger self just starting wargaming, what would you say?
Buy lots of bitcoin and sell it at like 100k. Oh does this have to be wargaming related?

If all members of Hops & Drops would play at Worlds. Who would place best?
Right at this moment Linus is storming the Milarki world! Maybe I should break out my scripts and pull the Milarki data for a PROPER analysis.