The Meme Skink

Every group needs a clown — and in this one, he’s chaos incarnate. Fluent in sarcasm, fluent in memes, and fluent in that inexplicable energy that keeps everyone laughing, he’s both comic relief and agent provocateur.

He doesn’t just play — he narrates, commentates, and adds sound effects. When morale dips, he revives it. When someone misplays, he documents it for eternity in the group chat. No campaign survives without him, and honestly, no one would want to.